Did you know that the head of your dog’s head is shaped like a bean?
Or that the shape of a bean’s bean is actually just a bean-shaped hole?
The first is the result of a mistake, and the second is a common mispronunciation, because it is difficult to tell the difference between the two, especially when dogs are playing together.
But the mistake is also a source of joy, for both of us.
You can make a dog-shaped beanie, which you can wear around your neck or collar, or, if you are more daring, put it on your head and let it roll around your body as a hat.